It was a hectic day for me after Hank told us what he had cooking. Of course he is always working on a deal and some times he manages to close on them. It only takes one deal like this to keep you in good with the bosses, too. However in this case he decided that he did not want to stick his rear end out so much as the client wanted him to. It involved a very particular redhead escort service in Provo UT. Apparently this guy is absolutely obsessed with this one girl and it is a very expensive obsession, which he would like us to cover for a couple of weekends. In the greater scheme of things the money is not that big of a deal, although it is a significant amount of money. No one here would think twice about it if it were not for the legalities and the implications with the Internal Revenue Service.
We all sat down and talked about the problems, after we got rid of all of the people who did not absolutely need to be in the room. After all this is not strictly legal. I asked if it was really worth the headaches involved and we had a long discussion about that. Then I said that if we did this once, we might be expected to do it again and again until the end of time. It is a thing that we could do, but we decided that we would do it off of the books. We found some money that was not accounted for and we used it. The money disappeared and the top accountant told us that no one would figure it out. That was all we cared about, we did not want it to look like what it was.